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By Steven Nalley
If traffic cones were people, Neiko Howell, an eighth grader at Armstrong Middle School, would be trapped in jail for life on 20 counts of vehicular manslaughter.
Howell said the sobering news came after he tried to navigate a course of traffic cones in a golf cart while wearing goggles designed to simulate the impairments of drunk driving. He said Marcus Ellis, drug court coordinator for the stateâs eighth judicial district, told him he had run over 20 cones.
âHe said thatâs what happens when you drink just two beers,â Ellis said. âHe said I ran a lot of family members over.â
Armstrong Middle Schoolâs eighth graders attempted this drunk driving simulation in between classes Saturday, during a half-day of school planned to make up for snow days earlier in the year.
Ellis said he told students that the traffic cones symbolized mailboxes, motorcyclists, family and friends to get a message through to them: While anyone can drink and drive, itâs impossible to drink and drive safely.
âIf we can reach these kids and tell them they canât drive safely when theyâre impaired, itâs worth it,â Ellis said. âItâs life and death.â
Sharonna Grammer, another student, said she had a lot of practice driving in the country, and her mother had supervised her driving to AMS before. That experience was useless against the simulation, she said.
âHe said I ran over my cousin, my aunt, my brother, and somebody on a bike,â Grammer said. âItâs very blurry.â
To make less of an understatement, itâs like trying to watch âAvatarâ with someone elseâs prescription glasses instead of 3-D glasses. Everything blurs, and everything is doubled.
Ellis said it still isnât quite an accurate picture of what itâs like to be drunk. An accurate picture would look normal, he said.
âYour eyesight doesnât change,â Ellis said. âItâs the way your brain interprets what you see that changes.â
Teachers at AMS tried the course as well, one of whom was Verna Leonard, an 8th grade teacher of communication and information technology. She said it frightened her to think about translating her experience on the course to real life.
âThis is why I donât drink,â Leonard said. âIt really scared me when I was dragging a cone; if you think about that being something or someone, thatâs really scary. Itâs really something they should take seriously.â
At the same time, smiles abounded as student after student ran over the cones, often dragging them along the pavement as they stuck to the cartâs undercarriage. Morbid humor rang through the air, with students teasing each other about long jail sentences and multiple homicides.
Ellis said he was okay with that, and even encouraged it.
âI told them they could go ahead and laugh at each other,â Ellis said. âWe can make it fun, we can make it entertaining, but itâs very educational.â
Cooper Dixon, school resource officer at AMS, said he targeted the simulation to eighth graders for two reasons. First, he said, he wanted to reach them before they got their driversâ licenses. Second, the students are at an age where they are easily influenced, he said, whether by peer pressure or by programs like this one.
âI was very satisfied,â Dixon said. âTheir behavior was good, they seemed to enjoy it, and all of them seemed to grasp the message.â
Student Brandyn Johnson said he learned not only to never drive drunk, but also to never get in the car with a drunk driver. He also said the simulation had made his Saturday at school more fun.
âThe only thing is, itâs still a Saturday, so youâre used to hanging out with your friends,â Johnson said.
With or without snow days and Saturday school, Dixon said he wanted to bring the simulation back as an annual event. He said it had been a good use of studentsâ extra time in school, and he knew it would when he first contacted Ellis about it.
âAll of us at Armstrong would like to thank Mr. Ellis for taking time to come up here,â Dixon said. âIf it will save one life, then it was a success.â